Is Excellent Online cursed? Examine, if you will, the evidence: We interview the Candyskins - their label goes under and they split. We interview Symposium - they split. And now comes the latest: We interview the APPLES IN STEREO - they cancel their entire US tour. However, this time there's an up side to the story. Several sources are coming clean on a rumour we've been hearing all week: Apples drummer Hilarie Sidney is in "a family way," and the lucky pop is none other than Apples frontman Robert Schneider (the pair married earlier this year.) Should the rumours be true (and we're assuming they are,) let Excellent Online be the first to congratulate Robert & Hilarie on the newest member of the Elephant 6 Collective.