FRANK
              Now I understand, Judy, that
              you've got another surprise
              for us. 

                        JUDY
              Yes, that's right, Frank. 
                  
              Now this next fellow may not
              be small, but he certainly is 
              cute. <giggles> At least I think
              so.  He's backstage right now, I
              have to go get him.

                        FRANK
              Okay, go ahead and do that. 
                  
              You know, this is always one of
              my favorite segments of the show
              because I never know quite what
              they're going to be bringing out
              here. 

              Oh ho ho, look what they are
              bringing out here!  Hello there! 

                        JUDY
              Now this is "Dino."

                        FRANK

              Hel-lo, Dino!  Oh, my gosh, he is
              huge! 

                        JUDY
              Yes, but don't let Dino's looks
              fool you, he's really gentle as a
              lamb -- as a result of being raised
              in captivity.  Well that's why
              we're able to bring him out here. 

                        FRANK
              Is this a rare animal? 

                        JUDY
              Yes it is, Frank.  Uh, as a matter
              of fact, we're having trouble
              mating him. 

                        FRANK
              You're having trouble finding a female 
              for Dino? 

                        JUDY
                     (laughing)
              Well no not really.  We've matched
              Dino up with several likely candidates
              on a number of occasions, the trouble
              is that all efforts at reproduction 
              have been unsuccessful. 
      
                        FRANK
              Aw, I can hardly believe that.  After 
              all, Dino here may not be the handsomest
              suitor I've ever seen but certainly...a
              big gorilla like this... 

                        JUDY
              Well, we're not really sure yet what
              the trouble is with Dino.  Uh, it could
              just be shyness, a natural reluctance,
              or even what we would call impotence. 

                        FRANK
              Impotence. Would not be... 

              Whoah.  Whoah, whoaaaaaaah! 
                 
                        JUDY
              Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!